cigaretteuncle:

After sex you see me roll over and go to balcony. You think ive gone for smoke due to my melancholic nature but I’ve opened sudoku.com evil level

filmgifs:

Freaky Friday (2003) dir. Mark Waters

colemckenzies:

finding out that you now like a food you always hated as a kid is so exciting. now i too get to experience the joys of Coleslaw

(via hellsnebula)

thirdchoiceurl:

play-now-my-lord:

play-now-my-lord:

play-now-my-lord:

memes from an alternate universe

more of them

these are incredibly fun to do but feel like walking a tightrope between “having fun online” and “getting visited by the secret service”

We need to keep going

(via hellsnebula)

horroredits:

You hang up on me again and I’ll gut you like a fish!
SCREAM (1996) dir. Wes Craven

scribe4haxan:

onlykex:

This is the kind of toxic masculinity i want to see

largishcat:

Maine?? Hello?

glowcowboy:

glowcowboy:

we’re gonna be ok btw

it’s ok if you’re scared. or tired. or unsure. or one million billion other complicated emotions at once. but i’ve decided things are going to be ok anyway. and i will hold that belief close to my heart no matter how scared or tired or lonely or depressed or one million billion other things i am. i will hold onto that. and if you’re scared, you can hold onto me. we can carry each other through

llovinghome:

berries

(via cheruib)

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

raspberrypie4u:

One of my favourites from the subreddit

louisegluckpdf:

starting a collection

weepingwidar:

shawnfreki:

A Moonlight Phantasy, circa 1930 by Hilda Hechle.

Hilda Hechle (British, 1886-1939)

inthefallofasparrow:

woolandflax:

woolandflax:

woolandflax:

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten